Tips to Surviving Australia

• Don't ever put your hand down a hole for any reason whatsoever.
• We mean it.
• The beer is stronger than you think, regardless of how strong you think it is.
• Always carry a stick.
• Air-conditioning.
• Do not attempt to use any Australian slang, unless you are a trained linguist and good in a fistfight.
• Thick socks.
• Take good maps. Stopping to ask directions only works when there are people nearby.
• If you leave the urban areas, carry several litres of water with you at all times, or you will die.
• Even in the most embellished stories told by Australians, there is always a core of truth that it is unwise to ignore.

Ej he spesielt tatt det me kartet til etterretning. For Kristine e ditte veldi underhaldande, kall det gjerne en vits. Alle so kjenne mej veit at det kan vere lurt for mej aa ha et kart.

Slang?! det ekje naake problem for oss!! herlihet!! you wish, jellyfish!! vi e nesten som innfodte for aa sei det slik! :D

Air condition he ikkje vorte ei velsigning enda, he vel gjort dei fleste sjuke i staden.

Det der med øla ja... kan forklare laurdagen... Detour?!!

Ej og Stine he testa ut øl...